Don't Go To Paris

Written for: The Ladies' Man (1961)
Performer: INFORMATION UNAVAILABLE
Lyric: Jack Brooks
Music: Harry Warren
Year: 1961
Original publisher: Paramount Music Corporation

Verse:

If you've been working night and day
And you'd like to get away
For a rest and a well-earned vacation;
Before you spend a dime
And lose a lot of time,
Come to me for your travel information.
Paris is my port of call,
But it may not suit you at all.

Chorus 1:

If you hate wine,
Don't go to Paris.
Asleep by nine?
Don't go to Paris.
If there'll be no Mimi or Louisa,
Pass it by, don't apply for a visa.
If love's a bore,
Don't go to Paris.
Behind each door,
You'll find romance.
Better go somewhere else,
Don't take a chance;
For if you want a place that's quiet
And you're living on a diet,
Stay away from France.

Chorus 2:

If you hate wine,
Don't go to Paris.
Asleep by nine?
Don't go to Paris.
If there's no escargot fresh from Cherbourg,
Never roam, stay at home, stick to hamburg.
If love's a bore,
Don't go to Paris.
Behind each door,
You'll find romance.
Better go somewhere else,
Don't take a chance;
But if you'd like to live a trifle
Having fun beneath the Eiffel,
Come with me to France.